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| Typical path of an airgunner; :) | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Wednesday Mar 2 2016, 03:10 AM (1,113 Views) | |
| Post #1 Wednesday Mar 2 2016, 03:10 AM | Drunk |
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All credits go to the guy who made this legendary post long time ago on this forum far far away: http://forum.guns.ru/forummessage/96/235976.html Below is just my poor attempt at translation. I intentionally left some engrish in it though, because... because without it, it just wouldn't sound right. Enjoy :) 1. Recently, I had an oppotunity to shoot my buddy's airgun. It was so cool! I need one for myself.... 2. Hey Miss, what is the most powerfull airgun you got in the shop? This one? Ok, please, pack it for me, quickly! 3. Wow, what a super-duper toy I just bought myself! 4. Hmmm. I need to read more about what I have just bought... 5. Wow, how many of us are here ... I did not even know. Wow - a forum! 6. Fu@k. It turns out not to be so simple... 7. It is still super-duper, but... 8. Fu@k... It seems I bought myself a piece of sh@t... 9. Guys, its urgent! Does anyone know what is the thickness of paper in those glossy magazines ?! I need to do some speed tests! 10. Read and repeat it like a mantra... ok... You are the Gurus, you know better... 11. "Chronograph", not a "chronometer", "chronograph", not a "chronometer", "CHRONOGRAPH".... Fu@k it! I will write it down on a sheet of paper and put it under the pillow. 12. What ?! Just 200 m/s with a 0.5 gram pellet ?! It's some kind of bullshit... 13. Think I need to find a way to upgrade this thing somehow and... 14. "Go search the forum", "Go do some search on this subject" ... Guys you are such an evil people. Insensitive. ... And what did they mean by telling me I should file down the front sights?... 15. Hooraaayyyyy, 221m/s with a 0.5 gram pellet !!! 16. Fu@k, just 221 m/s with a 0.5 gram pellet. And that one guy squeezed the whole 240 m/s out of his gun ... 17. Hooraaayyyyy, 231! Finally, some progress with tuning ... 18. 240 m/s... 19. 255 m/s... 20. 267 m/s... 21. What??? You mean I am using the wrong pellets? WTF do you mean by "domed"? But.. but... its written right on the box... 22. Damn, I need to buy some decent pellets ... 23. "Barracudas", ok, "Barracudas". You are the Gurus, you know better. 24. Comrades, what should be done to my rifle so it could pierce a cast-iron bath ?! 25. 270 m/s... 26. 278 m/s... 27. 285 m/s... 28. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Eureka! Diesel effect !!! I was such a fool, its so simple! 29. Uh ... Comrades, what is a "group"? 30. Comrades, at 10 meters, with "Barracudas", I am getting 5cm from edge to edge. Is it a group or a pile of sh@t? 31. What do you mean it is not "Barracudas"? Well it's written right there, on the box! 32. Hooray, tomorrow will be my first trip to the nature! 33. Fu@k ... I did sight it in, didn't I? In my room, at 10 meters - the floor lamp was totaly perforated ... 34. Comrades, what is the proper way to sight in the rifle? 35. Well, my stock cracked... Why would it? And there is some black coloured crap in my bore... Oh crap, already dripping out ... Fuuuuuu@k... Playing around with that diesel effect wasn't such a great idea... 36. Hoorayyy! 1 cm at 20 meters ... 37. Tomorrow, back to nature ... 38. Fu@k... How do they manage to evade my pellets every time? Fu@ing Immortal Terminators... 39. Comrades! Three crows, all pierced with one pellet, a hole in a fence and my neighbor with that same pellet in her ass - can we call it a power now ?! 40. Or maybe, fu@ck the power? Let's try putting that old weak spring back in... 41. Hoorray, first frag! Let's check the speed ... 42. What? Just 205 m/s with a 0.5 gram pellet ?! Strange... So why even mess with all that speeding up thing? 43. You live - you learn. If it did't wore out, I wouldn't even know that little thingy is called "sear"... 44. Comrades, what is a "warm turd"? 45. Ok, its time to sell this piece of sh@t and buy something decent. 46. Comrades, tell me what would be best to buy? My first priority is accuracy ... 47. Guys, congratulate me - bought a "Diana!" What should I do to it in order to ... - 48. Hmm. I wonder what all the hassle with those PCP is about? .......................................................................................................................................... 49. ... Take my advice, Comrade. For penetrating buckets and baths we have nails and hammers. In rifles, the most important thing is accuracy. And as for the rest - SEARCH BUTTON,SEARCH BUTTON,SEARCH BUTTON, and once again - SEARCH BUTTON! And do not abuse the forum with questions already answered long time ago! ........................................................................................................................................... 50. Well... Springers definetly has their limitations. I need a PCP. 51. Hey PCP guys, which gun would you suggest? Ok, ok, no need to shout on me, on my way to SEARCH BUTTON..... 52. Ok, have read the F.A.Q. I want the Edgun, but my budget limits me to IZH-60PCP. What would be your advice? 53. Guys, what optics are you using on your IZH-60PCPs ? 54. Search, search, search... 55. Hoorray, 3cm at 50 meters!!! 56. Fu@k that, 3cm is a pile of sh@t, I want 1.5cm ........... 57. 1.5cm is a pile of sh@t, I need 0.8cm, 58. HEY you, Steyr boys! Lets go outside. Show me your groups. ................................................................. 59.Take my advice, Comrade! Springers are limited. Save for a PCP. Diving bottles are expensive? So what? You buy it once and you are set. And, go DO SOME SEARCH in a forum. I am tired answering the same questions again and again. .................................................................. Edited by Drunk, Wednesday Mar 2 2016, 03:19 AM.
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| Post #2 Wednesday Mar 2 2016, 06:26 AM | Iantay16 |
| Brilliant!!!!. |
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| Post #3 Wednesday Mar 2 2016, 07:54 AM | Snu |
| Absolutely spot on. |
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| Post #4 Wednesday Mar 2 2016, 01:36 PM | The Robin |
| Love it :B: |
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| Post #5 Wednesday Mar 2 2016, 02:11 PM | sovjet |
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LOL, i tottaly fit in that story! Well almost :) and of course thanks for the translation Drunk, google translate couldnt handle it :) Edited by sovjet, Wednesday Mar 2 2016, 03:30 PM.
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| Post #6 Wednesday Mar 2 2016, 04:28 PM | Bunnyblatter |
| That is so true lol. |
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| Post #7 Wednesday Mar 2 2016, 05:55 PM | Drunk |
I would do anything for you mate, you know it :) And I find myself on that path too, currently somewhere at the steps 53-56 :) Edited by Drunk, Wednesday Mar 2 2016, 05:56 PM.
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| Post #8 Wednesday Mar 2 2016, 07:49 PM | mikey g |
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brilliant and so true ... Mikey |
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